human being of adequate proportions.


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rockpapercynic:

How many of these spider facts did you know?

"Spiders have 48 knees and no understanding of the value of life." Realest of the real.

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Sep 15, 2014
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Rose Bowl Stadium | 09.13


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yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

caramichele:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Dads are like their own species

I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂

#DADS I LOVE MY DAD

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winterthirst:

chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry

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Sep 14, 2014
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THERE’S THIS WEBSITE

punwitch:

glassass:

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

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This website is me if I was a website

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tastefullyoffensive:

[shavenraven]


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Sep 9, 2014
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cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

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every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

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Sep 9, 2014
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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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Sep 9, 2014
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helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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Sep 9, 2014
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d-o-r-ia-n:

never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew

they are weak and will not survive the winter

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roboticdreams:

robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them

After 7.5 hours is best

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watchhowisoar:

I think I could happily own a menagerie of pets all named after Princess Bride characters.

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